CHRISTIAN ONE LINERS

I was cleaning my email and found this one from my dear friend Jamie sent to me awhile back.  I thought I would share.

"Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case."

"It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one."

"People are funny.  They want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church."

"Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever."

"Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong."

"If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has."

"Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set."

"Peace starts with a smile."

"We were called to be witnesses not lawyers or judges."

"Be ye fishers of men.  You catch them - He'll clean them."

"Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous."

"Don't put a question mark where God put a period."

"God doesn't call the qualified; He qualifies the called."

"God grades on the cross, not the curve."

"God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage."

"He who angers you, controls you!"

"If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!"

"The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us."

"The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you."

"We don't change the message; the message changes us."

"You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage the person."

"The best mathematical equation I have ever seen is: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given."  

May this be a blessing!